Garchaster's Cornblade
2026
1h 49min
Comedy
Fantasy
Horror
Science Fiction
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Overview
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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Who directed Garchaster's Cornblade?
Garchaster's Cornblade was directed by Kasper Meltedhair.
How long is Garchaster's Cornblade?
Garchaster's Cornblade runs for 1h 49min, and was released in 2026.
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